Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you can’t eat and people you can’t fuck.
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| operator: | 911, please hold. |
|---|---|
| me: | stop murdering me for a sec |
| murderer: | ok |
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this part.
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yet they didn’t put a password on it
the joke’s on you, horsecock_penis
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benefits of dating me
- you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
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